About

I write. Not for a living or anything, but because I run at the mouth. I tend to make fun of stuff, often myself. I don’t think that I say anything particularly important, but I do hope to amuse. I never intend to waste your time.

My friend Erin wrote this part for me:

• My key lime pie is only so-so, but I’m really good at cooking other stuff.
• I wear smart alecky t-shirts with sayings that only smart people will understand
• My shoe collection takes up more room than my bed
• I’m really pissed about the color of my car
• I have a great backside. ask anyone.

I’m working on the key lime pie.